helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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the irony of this post

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me when Im talking to people I may have romantic attractions to

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earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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practicing animation 

practicing animation 

So, story time. A while ago, for my friend’s birthday, friend, her cousin, and I went to the mall to hang out for a while, just bullshitting and wondering around. We eventually wound up in Macy’s and explored the second floor, come to find these lovely little darlings. There were even kids running around. The blades were sharp and no one was around to watching the knives either. we left that store and later went to either Sears Or Dilliards and their knives were in full display and no one around to watch. And as an added bonus, some of the knives were missing from the sets. 

So, story time. A while ago, for my friend’s birthday, friend, her cousin, and I went to the mall to hang out for a while, just bullshitting and wondering around. We eventually wound up in Macy’s and explored the second floor, come to find these lovely little darlings. There were even kids running around. The blades were sharp and no one was around to watching the knives either. we left that store and later went to either Sears Or Dilliards and their knives were in full display and no one around to watch. And as an added bonus, some of the knives were missing from the sets. 

pokemon-personalities:

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 7 OR 8 AND MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WOULD GROW OUT OF POKEMON

HAHA

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8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

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Tags: deadpool

trans-dyke:

thebigblackwolfe:

elegantly-tasteless:

shesspiffytho:

Damn

KeKe out here spittin factsssss

YOOOO THAT’S NOT ALL




KEKE WENT THE FUCK OFF

Everything seems pretty good, but… “if someone is treating you poorly, it’s because you said it was okay by staying.”
Yay blaming the victimmmmm

Actions always seem to speak louder than words. It’s important to practice what you speak.

trans-dyke:

thebigblackwolfe:

elegantly-tasteless:

shesspiffytho:

Damn

KeKe out here spittin factsssss

YOOOO THAT’S NOT ALL

KEKE WENT THE FUCK OFF

Everything seems pretty good, but… “if someone is treating you poorly, it’s because you said it was okay by staying.”

Yay blaming the victimmmmm

Actions always seem to speak louder than words. It’s important to practice what you speak.

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this was the second time she’s been sick. poor thing

this was the second time she’s been sick. poor thing

this is offical mayoral business 

this is offical mayoral business